What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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