What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

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What did the old man say? Im old

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roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

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When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

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pull my finger (farts)

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Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

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Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

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What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

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What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

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Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and smashed his head on a jagged rock and screamed in anguish. Jill watched in horror as her brother suffered through the agonizing pain. Jack was rushed to the hospital immediately, but despite the doctors' efforts, he died. Jill mourned the loss of her brother for many years after the incident.

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A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

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Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

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A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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