Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

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what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

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Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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A paralysed man falls over.

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What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

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A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

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Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

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What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

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What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

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What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

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Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

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- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

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a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

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A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

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Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

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Guest what? Dog

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

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Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

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Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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