what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

The FCC

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

Who has no penis Religious Believers

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

And Stephen Hawking said.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

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