- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

roses are red violets are blue you little stupid as bch i aint fing with you

Alchohol.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

knock knock come in !

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

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