what's worse than pie? alot of things.

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

an american walks out of a strip club.

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

Get Outta Here We're Closed!

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

Knock knock. *Silence Knock knock *silence Knock knock *Silence KNOCK KNOCK. *Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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