- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

A black student graduated High School

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

your mom is so fat.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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