How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

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Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

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Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

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What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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your mom was so fat that she died.

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whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

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What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

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Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

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whats white jizz

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A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

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European on my shoes, buddy.

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Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

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Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

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i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

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