A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

Jack Stevens

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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