- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

Why so serious ?

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

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