What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

How High is a Chinese man

Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

The Oakland Raiders

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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