What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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