- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? No one knows.

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

Geeks have girlfriends...................... . . . I MEAN alien friends (geeks are losers and you decide your a geek or not)

I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

Your a christain on a lovely vacation with your family a querr waalks by. What do you do? you push the queer of the edge.

Why did the chicken cross the road? She had no purpose.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

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