- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

Pianos.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

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Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

Why is it bad to have 10 blond girls in a closet at the same time? The closet is a very compacted space and one of them is a claustrophobic.

How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

How did th-A fridge.

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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