- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

Yo Momma is not fat.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

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