Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

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An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

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do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

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Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

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But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

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justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

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Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

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What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

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What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

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How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

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European on my shoes, buddy.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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