What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

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4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

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Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

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Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

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What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

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aodhan hearty

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when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

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-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

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what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

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What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

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What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

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Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

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So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

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Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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