How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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A duck walks into a doctor's office. Quack.

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What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

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A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

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Whats black and gay? Obama

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Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

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Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

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I suck at online but have a high gamerscore

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

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Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a jew!

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A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

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What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

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