Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

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Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

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someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

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What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

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How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

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do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

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i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

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How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

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Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

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What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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European on my shoes, buddy.

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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