Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

sweating like antoni with a girl

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

If you were a pie I'd eat you

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

it's easy to take part, just type your text below!

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

Keanu Reaves

A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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