What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

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I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

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Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

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What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

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What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

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why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

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What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

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why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

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Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

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I fantasize about having sex with a moose

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

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What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

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What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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There was a guy and a girl naked in bed, sleeping together. When they woke up they didn't remember the last 72 hours and wanted some questions answered, including Where am I? Who are you? What year is it? What's my name?

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A blone walks into a bank in New York City and asks the bank teller for a $5000 loan because she's going to Mexico for 2 weeks. The bank teller said he would need some security for the money. The blonde tells him her new Rolls Royce is in the parking Lot and she hands him the keys. The blonde gets the money and goes on her trip. Another employee at the bank then parks the car in the underground parking garage. He later ffinds out the blonde is a multi millionaire. When the blonde arrives home from she pays back the $5000 and $15 interest. When the bank teller asks her why she gave them a $250000 car for security or needed the $5000 loan if she was a multi millionaire, the blonde answers, "Where else can you park your car in New York City and expect it to stillbe there when you return?"

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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