yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

A girlfriend told her boyfriend it soaked all the way through. She screwed up their art project.

Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

What's sadder than a dead baby? Any dead adult, considering how much more they've contributed to society.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

What did Sam Houston Say to Jim Bowie when he say all the Mexicans coming Towards the Alamo? That's a lot of Mexicans.

Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

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What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

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