The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

your mom is so fat.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

A black student graduated High School

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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