A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

you will like this because i am black.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Why can't jokes spit?

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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