why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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