Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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