- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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