- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

Yo Momma is not fat.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

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