- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

Ain't idn't a word.

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

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