What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

batman has diarrhea

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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