What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

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A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

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What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

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What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

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why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

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The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

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Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

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What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

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Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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justin littleton being sucessful

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roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

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Q: What did the racoon say to the cow? A: Nothing, because neither have the extansive intillect to speak in a manner that the other would understand.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when we're chased by bears.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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