- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

anti-joke.com

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

chirs

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

Waseem is a hard worker.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??