- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

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What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

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