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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

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