- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

You sick fiend

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

What? Yes.

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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