Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

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What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

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You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

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A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

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Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

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What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

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What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

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So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

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Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

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My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

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Knock knock. *Silence Knock knock *silence Knock knock *Silence KNOCK KNOCK. *Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

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all the kids had fun

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Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

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What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

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Yo mamas so fat she is obese

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it's funny because it's funny

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what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

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a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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