Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

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Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

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if you can read this you dont' need glasses

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because six is a numerophobe.

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11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

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What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

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Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

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What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

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