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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

What did the old man say? Im old

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

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