- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

why did the man die? he had cancer

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

Womens rights.

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

whats gay and american? a gay american

I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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