whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

okay so theres this guy.

What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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