- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

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What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

okay so theres this guy.

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

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