- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A van drives into a car.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

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