Justin Bieber

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

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why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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