A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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Where does the Queen of England live? England.

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A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

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Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

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A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

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What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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save me from the nothing ive become

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hohifooncuiohicvsdhn ioshd

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

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What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

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* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

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Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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