Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

Basically

Your're racist.

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

you suck

Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...