What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

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Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

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What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

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Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

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Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

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A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

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Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

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Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

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Hold on, please hold on! I will explain, it is my name, but I don't know whats so wrong with it at all... Please give me five minutes, I need to use the bathroom, please don't go just yet, don't be mad at me, what have I done wrong now? I mean if you are gonna go to sleep or something please do not be upset with me.

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So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

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Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

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Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

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Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

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Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

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How did the man die? He was killed alive.

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*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

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whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

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A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

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Anti Joke

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