- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

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