Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

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What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

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where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

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Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Thanks, I admire your sincerity, and I am happy to see that I got a lot more in common with you, than with well, my nerdy and geeky friends, which are not reading this here and now unless they are going against their orders and messing up their own work schedule. I just want you to know that I have fallen in love with you Nero, and if that is a problem for you, please let me know ASAP.

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how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

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Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

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I work at jcpenny

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Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

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What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

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why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

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what do you call a young man? a little boy

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Hail Hitler

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

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