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Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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Where does the Queen of England live? England.

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save me from the nothing ive become

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

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what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

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What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

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Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

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Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

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Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

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whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

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okay so theres this guy.

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your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

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Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

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Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

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what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

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What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

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How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

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Chicken

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my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

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What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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