- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

Where's the soap?

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

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