A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

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What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

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Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

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What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

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Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

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An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

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Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

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What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

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what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

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Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

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whats white jizz

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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