- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

What did the old man say? Im old

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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