River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

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Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

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Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

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What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

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a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

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What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

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You sick fiend

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What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

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What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

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What? Yes.

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What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

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What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

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Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

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A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

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Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

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Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

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