- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

So a blonde walks into a wall...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

What's 9 + 10 19 AB

Two men were walking down the road when one of them spotted an old lamp lying in a ditch. After examining the lamp's handiwork for several seconds one man rubbed the lamp with his shirt sleeve. The men then continued down the road.

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

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