Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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The WNBA

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What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

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What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

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what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

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Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

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why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

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1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

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three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

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Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

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What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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Long joke Your such a downey

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you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

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What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

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Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

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Rylan Clark

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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