- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

I had a submarine.... once

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

A boy goes into a Bakery and asks for a loaf of bread, the baker asks him if he wants a white loaf or a Wholemeal loaf, the boy replies, "it doesn't matter i have my bike outside"

why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

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