- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

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