What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

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Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

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Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

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What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

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Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

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Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

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why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

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"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

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A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

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A blone walks into a bank in New York City and asks the bank teller for a $5000 loan because she's going to Mexico for 2 weeks. The bank teller said he would need some security for the money. The blonde tells him her new Rolls Royce is in the parking Lot and she hands him the keys. The blonde gets the money and goes on her trip. Another employee at the bank then parks the car in the underground parking garage. He later ffinds out the blonde is a multi millionaire. When the blonde arrives home from she pays back the $5000 and $15 interest. When the bank teller asks her why she gave them a $250000 car for security or needed the $5000 loan if she was a multi millionaire, the blonde answers, "Where else can you park your car in New York City and expect it to stillbe there when you return?"

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

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Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

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What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

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5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

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XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

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I have suicidal thoughts

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Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

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Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

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Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

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Justin Bieber

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Anti Joke

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