why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

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What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a structure used to support sitting people, the other is a human being native to Mexico.

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How do you greet a small mexican man at Chuck E. Cheese? Whatsup Jose

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Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

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Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there's a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers. Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there's a large limo line at the rental office, but he's patient and gets the job done. Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there's no punchline.

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

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Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

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How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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