- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer procrastinated fixing the latch on the coop. Did his wife warn him this would happen? Yessss! Did he listen? Noooo!

Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

What do you call a Jew A Jew

roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

knock knock

A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

One day a man was out fishing in the lake. Suddenly, there was a huge fish pulling his fishing pole so hard it almost broke. Luckily, he managed to pull the fish into his boat. It was the biggest fish he had ever caught and he brought it home for his family to see. They were all very proud.

Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

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