- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

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