How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

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why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

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do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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