I can't make my mind about the debate on legalisation of marijuana. Some days I think it's a good thing. Somes days I think it's a bad thing. And some days, I don't think about it at all and I just think it's a very nice day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens live on farms.

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I want to make a lamp shade out of your skin, because you light up my life.

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I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

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Remember those days where we planned what to do with our lives instead of wondering what things lied ahead? Those where the days, it does not matter if we are relics, heroes, or villains today. Back then, we did not seek to discover our future, we sought to create it, back then our people did not pray for a better day, but worked for it. And love and kindness was not something only found in heaven, but what we shared in what was the closest thing, to heaven on earth. Tell me the truth, are there many like us left in this world?

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Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

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Why shouldn't gingers smoke before they are 3? Because they have souls and still abide by the same rules!........................................................................................................................................ If you laughed at that you either don't like gingers or should be shot. And by the way... Why did Snape kill Dumbledore? Because he had to.

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roses are red, violates are blue, you left me for David, I am about to kill you *bam* *bam**bam*

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Helena: Can u get me a pencil? Me: Sure. Me: Mr. Brandmeyer can u give me a pencil? Mr. Brandmeyer: Why? Me: I don't know. That's what Helena said.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

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American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

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your face is kinda funny

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What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

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Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

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The word "Walter" is never funny.

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what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

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Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

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Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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