The GOV and the WHO?

Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

bronson watt walks into a bar.

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

Women's Rights

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

Immigration Laws

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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