- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

Praise Paisley

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

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