- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

joe diragi whacks off his dog

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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