What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

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What's as hard as rock and as light as a feather? Any object in the space, once the lack of gravity makes atoms to have not weight, since mass x gravity equals to weight.

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What should you say when someone says a bad joke? I'm sorry, your joke cannot be completed as dialed. Please hang up and don't try again.

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Thats a real shame. How come your eyes are red to begin with? You can use hypnosis to change the color, but if you never learned how, I am not gonna teach you.

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One day a man named Tyler put a picture of an Asian in his wallet and proceeded to call himself Asian even though he was of Caucasian. Then a theif pick pocketed his wallet and was confused.

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Women's Rights

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your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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Knock, knock! Who's there? Mary Mary who? Mary Smith.

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A man is talking with his friend when suddenly he picks up a banana. He starts talking with the banana, and after a while of conversing the man sadly puts down his banana and says to his friend, "I'm sorry but your son has just died in a horrible accident."

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Karen was an average high-schooler. When she got home she often went online to chat with strangers. One day she started chatting with a nice girl named Jami. They really got along, Karen could tell Jami all of her secrets. One day, Karen decided to met her new friend at a local park without telling her parents. When she arrived she discovered the gruesome truth about Jami. Jami wasn't in high-school. She was a ten-foot tall, vicious, velociraptor.

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pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

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Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

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brock has small hands for a small job

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I'm 23, just like most people my age.

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What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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so the weather's nice...

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what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

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Wow! I've seen this joke before!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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