- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

The Labour Party.

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

how much fish could a chicken

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

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