- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

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knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

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Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

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