- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

The GOV and the WHO?

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

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