Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

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A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

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What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

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What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

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what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

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How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

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Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

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the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

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Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

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Vaginal secretions

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Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

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What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

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What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

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PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

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What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

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whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

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Okay, but lets write a contract, if you regret your decision at anytime, you get it all back, minus what I have spent of course, both I and my wife have always wanted to live in a house by the sea, hopefully you nearby. You know, I have never been truly happy because I thought I could change this world, now I know that I tried and failed, maybe I can change myself instead, they say that true change comes from within.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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