Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

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What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

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How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

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Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

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A Jew walks on his way to work. He does not notice the quarter lying on the sidewalk and did not care for the dollar lying on the other side of the road.

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What starts with a 's' and ends in 'ex'? Sex -XH

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Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

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A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

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knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

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you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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