Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

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Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

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"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

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Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

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Do you know what's annoying? Steve

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Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

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Get some flipping new jokes people

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A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

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What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

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whatdumb and gay stewart price

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Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

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Knock Knock Dude there is no door

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Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

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Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

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A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

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What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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You know those people that learned the true name of God, as God asked kindly... ...Well you know God can be nice sometimes but he actually COMMANDED they keep his name secret forever? They became the first people known as Jehova`s witnesses... JEHOVAH<<< SECRET NAME ANYBODY? So much for keeping his secret name guys! They claim that only a few thousand humans will ascend to heaven, in other words all of the JEHOVA`s witnesses... All two billions of them or something... For keeping his name (Cough JEHOVAH) secret. SUCCESS!

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Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

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snowglobe

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Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

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Anti Joke

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