- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

Who wants $300? Me too.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??