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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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