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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

read me write me

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

What do you get if you cross a football with Theo Walcott? A goal kick.

Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

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