Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

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What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

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Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

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What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

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What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

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whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

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Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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3021 North Broadway Avenue

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Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

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If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

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why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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rent a cops

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When life throws knives at you, run away.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

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Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

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Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

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What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

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Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

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