- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

Knock knock Whose there? 4

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Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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