Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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