- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

I enjoy Popcorn

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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