how do you win a game try your best

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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