- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

Robin get in the batmobile!

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

why was the boy crying he had cancer

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

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