- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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