whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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Boxing on Boxing Day

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How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

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why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

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What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

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What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

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What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

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What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

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B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

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What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

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DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

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-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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