- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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