What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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all these jokes are horrible now

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What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

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women's rights.

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

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What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

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King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

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What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

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I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

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Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

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Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

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A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

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a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

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What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

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Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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how do you win a game try your best

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I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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