How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

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A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

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Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

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Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

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What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

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Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

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Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

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what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

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I enjoy Popcorn

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wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

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What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

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Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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