Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

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how do you win a game try your best

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What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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What's under the first mate? The second mate.

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

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How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

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A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

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how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

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you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

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What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

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I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

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Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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