What is brown and sticky? A stick

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hi penis ham telephone

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What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Why was the black guy in jail He was a jail guard

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A man walks into an insane asylum and says hello-The inmates assault him with mindless babble. A man walks into an insane asylum and says argblthenthrozaphowea-The inmates say hello.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

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Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

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A man walks into a bar and at the bar he sees this guy with a blue head. He asks the man with the blue head if he can buy him a drink. The man with the blue head says "sure... you want to know about the blue head don't you?" "Yes i do" "Okay it all starts with a genie, he gave me 3 wishes, the first wish was to have a beautiful wife and a house to put her in, the second wish was for a ton of money, and the third wish was for a blue head."

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There was once a man who lived in a box.

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what do you call a black man in a police car? either officer or offender, depending on what role he has in the crime.

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

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An man walks to a bra

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What do you say to a rock? Meow

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What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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What do you call the black guy with a gun a ski mask on? Tyrone, because thats his name.

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What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

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What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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