- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

Skrillex.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

joke under this line wins _________________________

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

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