What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

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Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

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A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

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Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

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What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

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What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

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The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

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why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

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What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

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how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

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"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

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your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

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If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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