- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

What's brown and sticky? Anal

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

A French man gets into a fight

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

Black people.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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