- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

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