- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

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