- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

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