- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

knock knock? come in

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

What do u call a cripple Biv

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

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