Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

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Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

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What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

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What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

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How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

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How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

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Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

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whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

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kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

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Whats better than Anti-jokes? Mtiscape.com

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Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

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What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

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Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

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Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

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Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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