What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

Yo Momma So Fat!

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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