A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

A hill billy went fishing

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

You just read this ..

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...