God made Coke God made Pepsi God made me, Oh so sexy

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a jewish duck trips over a series of metal corckswcrews and proceeds to die of ADHD the answer is 4

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What's did the white man say to the black man? Howdy.

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What did the blind man say when you asked hi his favorite color? Nothing he is death too

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

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What is long, hard and comes out of a gay persons bum? poo

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why cant stevie wonder read? because hes black

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It was a beautiful day, John was driving in his car down the street, Kameron was riding his bike preparing for a bike race the following day, and Griffin was having his 7th birthday party. John ran over Kameron and Griffin, he killed Griffin and broke Kameron's legs to where he could never stand/ride again

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D/M/Y ~~ Take 21/12/2012 Flip it upside down Take the 2's out from both ends (1/12/201) Take out all the ones and two's (//0) Take your zero and turn it 90 degrees to the right Take out the forward slashes What you are left with, a potato.

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What did the man's ex-wife told him after their divorce? "Build a bridge and get over did" And so he did because hes a contractor that specialized in structures spanning and providing passage over a gap or barrier, such as a river or roadway

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One day a man woke up and decided that he was going to do something with his life. He then got a haircut, took a shower and bought a nice new suit. After that he went home and cleaned up his whole house and invited his parents, that were not very close with him, over for dinner.An hour and thirty minutes before his parents got there, he went to the store to pick up some food to prepare for the very important dinner. On the way home he see's a homeless man walking on the side of the road. The man felt bad for him because he was poor so he gave him $10. He then proceeded home to make the dinner. The dinner turned out very well and he went to bed a better man.

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What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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How high is the sky? True or False

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ugvvvvvv

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Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

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that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

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A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

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What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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