- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

Shea's sty....

how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

what is very tall and red a very tall red building

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

bryden is a faggot

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

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