- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and has wheels? A blue car.

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry he used lube.

How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. The boss gives him more and more work and less pay. The man finely gets fed up, beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later speculated that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

There was a guy and a girl naked in bed, sleeping together. When they woke up they didn't remember the last 72 hours and wanted some questions answered, including Where am I? Who are you? What year is it? What's my name?

Why does it take 7 years for Harry Potter to kill Voldemort? Voldemort is a very powerful wizard and Harry Potter is just learning magic at the beginning so he is not prepared to fight him.

Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

Knock, knock. Whose there? Me. Leave.

:)I will always assist you in whatever you ever want. :(I want to kill you!

What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

How did the mouse die It was eaten by a cat How did the cat die It jumped into the bathtub and drowned

How do you make the general public confused? ...

I? Everett

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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