- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

National security?

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

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