Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

knock knock who's there? faith

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

rocky is here again.......................

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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