- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

Face Hunter is scum

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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