- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

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