- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

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