Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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