- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

whats up and also down? your mum

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

John Cena for president

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

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