- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

Why are trees green? I have no idea

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

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