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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

Ben Affleck

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

knock knock who's there? faith

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

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