- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

what did the terrorist get for christmas? probably nothing because terrorists are steriotypically muslim, but i imagine if not it was a gift close to his heart

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he died.

What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the fried chicken restaurant... BAWK BAWK cannibal

What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

What does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? Ow

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

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