- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

What are annoying? Ads.

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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